I'll probably quit doing this too

» Somehow, Charlie Sheen -- A "Truther!" -- Got An Interview With The President.

leitch:

allthecoolkids:

“CS – Interesting angle sir. Nevertheless, Vice President Cheney didn’t stop there. In early 2008, Pulitzer prize winning journalist Seymour Hersh and MSNBC, both reported that Cheney had proposed to the Pentagon an outrageous plan to have the U.S. Navy create fake Iranian patrol boats, to be manned by Navy Seals, who would then stage an attack on US destroyers in the Strait of Hormuz. This event was to be blamed on Iran and used as a pretext for war. Does any of this information worry you Mr. President? Should we just ignore it, until these realities can be dismissed years from now by our children, as ancient history as well? PBO – Of course this information worries me, yet it’s not nearly as worrisome as you sitting here today suspiciously implying that 9/11 was somehow allowed to happen or even orchestrated from the inside.”

— I’m still working my way through the transcript of the strange and bizarre conversation between Charlie Sheen and President Obama. But this is the best part so far.

Oh man, this is outstanding. Here’s my favorite:

CS – Please keep in mind Mr. President everything I’m about to say is documented as fact and part of the public record. The information you are holding in your hands chronicles and verifies each and every point.

PBO – You have five minutes left. The floor is yours. Brief me.

I love the picture of Charlie Sheen studiously studying his computer screen the best of all, though. I just know I’ll find the truth in here somewhere. Love that he’s wearing an Under Armour hat too. I just love it all.

DUUUUUUUDES, THIS IS HYPOTHETICAL. THIS IS NOT REAL.

READ THE POST SCRIPT:

Author’s Note: What you have just read didn’t actually happen… yet.