I'll probably quit doing this too

Aug 30th

Aug 30th

Fresh everything

Aug 28th

Saturday’s 139th running of the Travers Stakes at Saratoga...

Aug 24th

Aug 24th

Aug 24th

Aug 24th

(via hipsterrunoff)

Aug 22nd

Last Day at the Automat: Radio Documentary by...

Aug 22nd

Where are stars made of?

Aug 21st

Here's a link to a really important article...

Aug 21st

soupsoup: YouTube videos simply do not play in my Dashboard. also, most jokes are falling flat. can...

Aug 21st

Is the L train running?

Aug 21st

But I'm sayin' though, you gotta a man?

Aug 21st

THAT WAS THE POLICE! THEY TRACED THE CALL!

Aug 21st

Aug 21st

From the annals of Guest of a Guest’s approach (some...

Aug 21st

Dear John

The girls on tumblr want to know: gay or hipster? Love, Barack Obama txt me: 62262

Aug 21st

Watch

Infomercial #2: The Hawaii Chair via Animal Styles

Aug 21st

Watch

Infomercial #1: The Tiddy Bear, via Animal Styles.

Aug 21st

bobdebird: Biggie Smalls Lives! John, I don’t know...

Aug 20th

Hey

in the years to come, do you think we’ll be sitting around the kitchen telling our grandkids...

Aug 20th

johnmurray: ed209: Because today is the day I pick fights...

Aug 20th

for those of you playing at home, in regards to this ...

Aug 20th

“So all it really takes is a reasonably mopey quote, et...”
— Nikola Tamindzic (via...

Aug 20th

lunchfood: Hm

Aug 20th

“”Cavity Sam” From Operation” during...

Aug 20th

azizisbored: WHAT THE FUCK PART 2. NOW PAUL IS REPORTING...

Aug 19th

Watch

Found this trying to google image search “king of the internet” (for Zak, of course)....

Aug 19th

Watch

ed209: 508: How to…catch a baseball at Wrigley Field (thanks to Higgs for this) Well, this is...

Aug 19th

"Charles Manson mugshot with CNN logo pasted...

Aug 19th

it think it’s all too insidery for me at this point

Aug 19th

(via lovedones) well, its certainly weird to find people...

Aug 19th

Listen

(via bobdebird) birdsong was tumblin THE WHOLE TIME: Jim James - “When You Are Who You Are”...

Aug 18th

Watch

fek: This lead me to this video, which is awesome. Apparently, there’s this whole slew of YouTube...

Aug 18th

● My yearbook photos

Aug 17th

Because I Have to Have The Last Word.

I just went and had a beer, and after the digital shit show that ensued today, stepping into a bar...

Aug 15th

there is no way this is over.

Aug 15th

we could continue to beat this horse dead senseless. via...

Aug 15th

because guitar solo’s never go out of style, and...

Aug 15th

OK

johnmurray: I’m calling this thing at 4. 5 minutes left to say your piece. It’s time for all of...

Aug 15th

Rap's Worst 1-Liners

waksays: “There’s no need to lie folk, Why you sleepin’ wit ya eyes closed?” Timbaland, “Get on...

Aug 15th

“Yeah, no… I know. There’s porn there. Pretty...”
— Sam, circa 17 days ago

Aug 15th

“Dude? The Internet? Shut up about that already”
— Wak, circa 2005

Aug 15th

Against My Better Judgement, and the...

I’m going to take a moment here to dispell any rumors, and quell any doubt: Wak and Sam just...

Aug 15th

Boy Meets World, Meets Girl, Meets The End

Aug 15th

To: Ryan Brown

liz: Real-life beckons! Come to Museum! See you soon…? John, can I go? I’m pretty sure...

Aug 15th

Hey

can you hear these crickets too, or is it just me?

Aug 15th

Watch

via gawker (where most things go to die) because i’m almost out of steam here.

Aug 15th

What Can Brown Do For You?

Aug 15th

waksays: Possiblities for Sam wow, you went right there....

Aug 15th

Followers Since 9 am

johnmurray: Zak: +8 Sam: +3 Brown: -4, +2. Net: -2. Me: -1. true story.

Aug 15th

AROUND THE HORN

ed209: johnmurray: Zak Total Posts: 35 Some absolute gems, but draws water from too many...

Aug 15th

I walked outside to get lunch (+2, for doing it better than...

Aug 15th

johnmurray: Brown is batting .308 with 28 homers and 121 runs. Zak is batting .275 with 44 homers...

Aug 15th

youngmanhattanite: If anyone outside of YM embodies the YM spirit (or the spirit I wish we had to...

Aug 15th

Don't Worry, John Murray is Working...

me: fuck off, arbiter. how tough is this on you? you've posted what, 3 items? no stats. no roundup. nothing.
murray: DUDE im supposed to come up with a score
me: not even a gentle narrative. not EVEN an AMERICAN PSYCHO BUSINESS CARD REFERENCE WHICH I WAS COUNTING ON, BIG TIME
murray: hahahha

Aug 15th

dear god, help us murray, make it stop.

Aug 15th

Oh, and I forgot this one too

montaukmonster.tumblr.com what does “merely float[ing] in space, untethered by traditional...

Aug 15th

are we there yet?

seriously, this is totally exhausting.

Aug 15th

Because No One is Paying Attention to...

Self Referential Fridays! Or whatever! tumblrs i’ve created for the sake of my own reading...

Aug 15th

“unfollow” is the new “fail”
— Liz

Aug 15th

Wak, Sam and I think you should stay in Philly. Don’t...

Aug 15th

ed209: Speaking of which, who are these people? Dude, I...

Aug 15th

Unfollowing Ryan Brown For the Day.

(via liz) this was bound to happen. liz, i miss you.

Aug 15th

Ryan Brown has an opinion about it

There’s no denying that acquisitions and joint ventures result in a significant change for the...

Aug 15th

johnmurray: 12:22. Zak’s relationship with local motorcycle club takes on homosexual overtones. non...

Aug 15th

Please Be Real

ed209: “Hi! New to the Lehigh Valley, looking for some company to ride with. I’m a new rider on a...

Aug 15th

Methods of Torture Not Expressly...

waksays: 1. Waffle Boarding 2. Too-tight undershirt 3. Tumblr Deprivation 4. Awkward, Lurching...

Aug 15th

Not to be outdone… I’ve always thought this was an entertaining search: “My Little...

Aug 15th

Our Fearless Leader

johnmurray: 11:40. The morning got off to a rollicking start, and since then we’ve seen each...

Aug 15th

While I've Got Your Attention

Because, like some people, I believe in giving back. From Ben: “Come one, come all.  Come...

Aug 15th

the calm before the storm...

me:  i feel like winfield is up to something murray:  hahaha me too. me:  that is not funny

Aug 15th

ed209: Taken by my spy cam inside Murray’s mind. Dude, I...

Aug 15th

Because We Shouldn't Lose Momentum Here Gang

Aug 15th

quick, who can reblog today’s installment of very short list the fastest?

Aug 15th

“Somehow ranked as the number one grossing actor in history,...”
— Dickipedia.org

Aug 15th

Watch

ed209: (Geek Alert) - 5 points, you know why

Aug 15th

sticking with what i know

Aug 15th

rebloggingrebloggingjulia: johnmurray: waksays: Yes. I...

Aug 15th

While You Guys Are Out There Serving Your Own...

Aug 15th

(via ed209) OH SHIT, NO FAIR: Sam works INSIDE the...

Aug 15th

johnmurray: (via ed209) Sam’s on his way to work right...

Aug 15th

“I’m going to unfollow you for today”
—  Whitman (all is fair in love...

Aug 15th

waksays: Shall we do it again? Let’s do it again. i...

Aug 15th

Coffee, check. Cigarette, check. Here we go: Keeping with...

Aug 15th

anonymous bystander: explain your competition to me in three sentences
me: honestly, i have no idea.
anonymous bystander: i like that, that works
me: it was spawned out of my buddy's reblogged post which made it to the radar. http://johnmurray.tumblr.com/post/45979388/the-rules-of-engagement, these are the rules
anonymous bystander: right, saw that
me: hahah, and it STILL needs explaining
anonymous bystander: exactly
me: perfect

Aug 15th

ed209: waksays: Oh, this? No big deal. I know it’s a...

Aug 15th

We can play the funny pic game all day, if...

Aug 15th

johnmurray: 9:20. The two frontrunners have obviously singled each other out. Wak has introduced...

Aug 15th

Watch

because really, anyone can do this

Aug 15th

its really about origin stories today

Aug 15th

Quantity not Quality, right?

that’s what we said?

Aug 15th

waksays: And this is what Brown gets paid for…Helluvah job,...

Aug 15th

Well there we go, I sort of expected this. Hey also, you guys, did you know winfield is a geek?...

Aug 15th

Oh, lest anyone start the day off by pulling punches, I’ll just knock myself in the balls...

Aug 15th

Watch

“Guitar Solo” - John, everyday at 4:59pm. Myself? I just wanted to get things started...

Aug 15th

brianvan: Pumping Iron (Un-Follow Fridays!) (oh dear,...

Aug 15th

Good Morning Boys

murray: oh youre gold. youre the favorite here
me: listen, can i be frank?
murray: youre a veteran. these kids are fuckin green. yeah whats up?
me: winfield might have what it takes
murray: hahahaha
me: he had quite the powerful morning (yesterday)
murray: oh my god i wish i could tumble this

Aug 15th

i think this kid has what it takes

from sam: Hilary: stop promoting your blog on my blog

Aug 15th

spiegelman: there’s a Bulgarian volleyball player...

Aug 15th

tomorrow there will be no context. NONE. wak, sam - good luck. murph, remember what we talked...

Aug 15th

animalnewyork: One of the few advantages of film cameras...

Aug 14th

Aug 14th

Rosenberg vs Winfield (vs. Brown): A...

johnmurray: Bloody tumblr cage death match: who can tumble more? I propose a day long challenge to...

Aug 14th

The Fat Jew - making Twitter relevant since “20 hours...

Aug 14th

Wilco last night was, as expected, quite mind blowing (my...

Aug 14th

(via zakwinfield) Wow. Wak, keep this up.

Aug 14th

Internet Killed the Radio Star

frangry: Thank you to all who listened/called in/sent support on the radio show tonight. I think it...

Aug 14th

zakwinfield: “Give it up for John Murray,...

Aug 13th

10:30 p.m.: Masturbating over Ground Zero,...

Aug 13th

The Cubs are playing a double header (currently winning the...

Aug 13th

Watch

Ok, so I’m doing a bit of research on Dos Equis’ “Most Interesting Man in the...

Aug 13th

Aug 13th

katespencer: The scene outside our office…Jonas hysteria

Aug 12th

true story

Aug 12th

Jason Eppink: “We’ve grown so accustomed to media...

Aug 12th

madeupmemories: Gary Carter FTW. The VSL headers are the...

Aug 12th

Aug 12th

zakwinfield: So meta Winfield, what’s in the Mailings...

Aug 12th

askjerves: google just (finally?) launched their “street...

Aug 11th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-8-10)

nickdouglas: 1. Shut up 2. Shut up 3. Shut up 4. Shut up 5. Shut up perfect. and timely.

Aug 11th

upstate

Aug 11th

suburbia

Aug 11th

disapprovingmonkey: soupsoup: antikris: The sky is scary looking! 60 mph winds forecasted. i...

Aug 11th

Watch

katiebakes: New favorite commercial. Seconded.

Aug 11th

confessionizer: i really can’t stand my friends i know in person. at all. online friends are where...

Aug 10th

“August 10, 1938 Drizzly. Dense mist in evening. Yellow...”
— George Orwell, Orwell Diaries

Aug 10th

"At one point he was standing up behind his...

Aug 8th

sasharappaport: thursday night (via tedfoo)

Aug 8th

John -

breecool: If you don’t forward this to twenty people, you’ll fall off your bike! Send me money! ...

Aug 8th

when I unfollow you, do you unfollow me?

Aug 6th

“She’s one of the brightest people I think I’ve met,” said...”
—  The Fame Dame

Aug 6th

askjerves: Spirit Airlines - cheap tickets, cheap flights,...

Aug 6th

fek: youngmanhattanite: Good. You know this is only going to result in more followers.

Aug 6th

Watch

Jeff Tweedy “The Thanks I Get” Goosebump inducing oldie but goodie. (via Dobbs for...

Aug 5th

Listen

beck: walls (modern guilt.) listen, lather, repeat.

Aug 5th

startmeup: Just got back from a great weekend with the...

Aug 5th

Paris vs. Paris “The piece is attached via a network...

Aug 5th

I take offense everytime I receive a work related email that says “Sent from my iPhone”...

Aug 5th

Say “hotlinked” one more time, I dare you.

Aug 5th

Watch

cajunboy: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog visits Comic-Con and rhetorically sodomizes hordes of nerds. ...

Aug 5th

fek: Oh, now that is just fucking funny.

Aug 4th

blakewhitman: I am now with deck. Blake is so good at...

Aug 4th

antikris: nudawn: dazzlingdelta:montaukmonster: someone...

Aug 4th

(via blakewhitman) so real.

Aug 2nd